Palava

The Day Mexico City Went EXTRA NAKED !!!

2007-05-09T00:14:00.000-07:00

More than 18,000 people stripped down and bared it all in Mexico City's vast main square Last Sunday (6 May 07) for US photographer Spencer Tunick's biggest nude photo shoot in history. Watch the photos:

Forgive me, but I have to ask…

2007-05-06T23:58:00.000-07:00

“Are you crazy?”

Why do I ask you this?

Simple: Because if you’re still paying for your pay-per-clicks at Google & other search engines like everybody else, then you might just in fact be crazy!

The fact is: After all these years someone has finally discovered a genuine secret that’s nothing short of a real “breakthrough” that allows you to get $1 million’s in PPCs (pay-per-clicks) but without having to pay for them.

And it’s nothing illegal either!

Nor does it rip off the search engines, so you never have to worry about getting into any trouble.

But it actually allows you to get:

FRONT page placement
TOP position (even Premium positions atop organic search results!)
FOR AS MANY keywords and phrases you want
WITHOUT CONCERNS over daily budget limitations
WITHOUT WORRIES over bidding restrictions

A secret like this won’t remain that way for long, so if YOU want to take advantage of it while it’s still HOT, then you need to go now to:

http://freegoogleads.com

Once you secure this amazing secret for yourself imagine what all you will be able to do!

So for your sake please hurry!

Please note: This (free google ads tip) is not a hoax!...more palava secrets to come on this blog.

The 'Bill Gates Hoax'

2007-05-04T04:53:00.000-07:00

Email message:

 FROM: GatesBeta@microsoft.com
ATTACH: Tracklog@microsoft.com/Track883432/~TraceActive/On.html

Hello Everyone,

And thank you for signing up for my Beta Email Tracking
Application or (BETA) for short. My name is Bill Gates.
Here at Microsoft we have just compiled an  e-mail tracing
program that tracks everyone to whom this message is
forwarded to. It does this through an unique IP
(Internet Protocol)address log book database.

We are experimenting with this and need your help.
Forward this to everyone you know and if it reaches
1000 people everyone on the list you will receive $1000
and a copy of Windows98 at my expense.
Enjoy.

Note: Duplicate entries will not be counted. You will be
notified by email with further instructions once this email
has reached 1000 people. Windows98 will not be shipped until
it has been released to the general public.

Your friend,
Bill Gates & The Microsoft Development Team.


The above chain letter claiming to be from the office of the chief
executive of  Microsoft Corporation has been circulating the
Internet since November 1997. Although there are 'plenty plenty'
special variants, they all claim to be from Bill Gates and merely
ask the receiver to forward the letter to other people.
If an attachment comes with this message, it is recommend you
delete it at once, and not take any unnecessary chances 
with attachments from unknown sources. More palava to come....

We are the World....in the midst of plenty!

2007-05-02T00:01:00.000-07:00

MR. YARADUA'S FIRST MESSAGE TO NIGERIANS

2007-05-01T19:51:00.000-07:00

Sank you, sank you, my pellow Naijurians por ze goodwill messages.

I want to sank you por not boting por me as fresident of ze Pederal
Refublic of Naijuria. But I received ze most imfortant botes prom
Fresident Obasanjo and INEC. Zis is why I have now been declared ze winner
of ze elections and ze fresident-elect of ze Pederal Refublic of Naijuria.
Nagode to Obasanjo and nagode to INEC, for zia beri beri imfortant
suffort.

Ze pirst task of my new gwament is to fray por feace and stability in
Naijuria. I will now ask all ze depeated fresidential candidates to join
me in a gwament of national unity. So I will bring back my priends like
Atiku, General Babangida and Buhari into my new gwament.

I sink Atiku will be good as ze new head of ze EFCC. Fresident Obasanjo
should not worry about my gwament frobing him, gaskiya, at least until
apter May 29. Babangida will be ze new minister por pinance, and Buhari
will be in charge of ze ministry of War Against Indiscifline.

My fipul, ze task bepore us is a great one, walahi talahi. I don't know
where to start, but I want to ashuwa you zat I will act in consultation
with all ze emirs and imams.

I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis
sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony, insha Allahu.

One Nigeria, one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul.

Umaru Yar'Adua

Employer beheads worker for failure to milk cows

2007-05-01T06:30:00.000-07:00

An employer in Eastern India beheaded one of his workers for failing to milk his cows, the police in the country have disclosed. Neighbours watched in horror as Upendra Yadav was dragged out of his house in Jharkhand State on Friday by his angry employer.

The employer’s father and brother held Yadav down before he was beheaded with a sword, police said on Saturday. The employer has been charged with murder.

In another development, villagers at a wedding in Eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groom’s more sober brother instead, police said on Monday.

“The groom was drunk and had reportedly misbehaved with guests when the bride’s family and local villagers chased him away,” Madho Singh, a senior police officer told Reuters after Sunday’s marriage in a village in Bihar State’s Arwal district.

The younger brother readily agreed to take the groom’s place beside the teenage bride at her family’s invitation, witnesses said.

“The groom apologised for his behavior, but has been crying that word will spread and he will never get a bride again,” Singh said on phone.

......wonders shall never end!